What's the deal with Coors Light? Like regular Coors is too strong for some people?
"Gee...I like a nice cold can of Coors now and then but that after taste! UGH!".
And you know what really sucks? These pinheads vote. And while we're at it, what's up with Ballpark Franks? They plump when you cook them. What the hell does that mean? The ads don't say anything about the taste of Ballpark Franks,it only says that they plump when you cook them. What? Like some doctor of frankology at the Ballpark Labs beams more dog into your dog when you add heat to the equation? I think not. In fact, I think the water in them makes them expand when you cook them...that's what I think.
You want to know what's wrong with this country?
Have a Coors Light and a Ballpark Frank and give me a call.
I'll tell you what's wrong with this country.
- R. B. Armstrong
Food and New Products Division
Toxic Media
