Okay, okay...now it's time for the boring stuff.
Who are Toxic Media anyway?
Let's find out, hmmmm?
R.B. Armstrong
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Writes, writes, writes...born 3/12/56...Santa Monica, California...at one time or another he has actually known: Bebe Buell, Susan Olsen, Robin Mattson, Milla, and Gary Graham...hobbies: name dropping and obscure actors...favorite movie: "Roger Rabbit"...likes: solids and liquids...dislikes: gasses...a wise ass in Converse high tops and t-shirts...quote: "Dick Miller is God!"...has written auto-bio-rant/rave-musings for "that Delany guy"...refuses to commit his voice to tape..."Hey!", He explains, "It might suck out my soul! I don't think I'd enjoy that a whole lot."...
delany
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A big hearted, big boozing, big mouthed writer and talker type...won't give us his real age...high school dropout...hails from Duluth, Minnesota...likes: beat poets, bad movies, and TV Guide...dislikes: republicans, Anne Rice freaks, and the color yellow...armchair parapsychologist...boring date...Flair pens and thin lined notebook paper are his medium...inventor of The Hungry Brain (see "Cancer" in horoscope section)...goal: "To make Toxic Media the greatest thing ever since that thing that was on the back cover of Playboy last month."...writer and voice of Bop Apocalypse...
Martin Analysand
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New experience...Love...Travel...Communication...Sooty...You don't need too much...Make noise, the end is near...
Tina Delgado
Lives in Duluth, MN…mails us tapes…flies in now and then…loves: chocolate hates: walnuts…Dolly Lamma's best friend and tag team shopping partner…once dated "that delany guy"…nickname: Teen…blonde bombshell and interoffice limbo champ three years running…wears pink…Scorpio…her age is a government secret…collects salt shakers from many lands… favorite music: T.M.B.G….favorite movie: "Batman Returns"…quote: "Yes! They're real! Now buzz off!"…
Ralph Freeman
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Toxic chef...quite type...hometown: Westwood,90024...crossword puzzle maniac...likes: cooking...dislikes: burning...learned culinary skills from television and old copies of Good Housekeeping Magazine...nineteen years old...performs chefley duties with Oingo Boingo playing much too loud...quote: "Do you smell something burning?"...
Dolly Lamma
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Toxic babe deluxe...changes hair color like other people change their underwear...twenty five years old...British parentage...drops everything to watch " Who's Line Is It Anyway"...types, writes, files, answers mail, broods...screaming matches with T.WRECKED over nothing at all...Bowie freak...rap hater...a Jane of all trades...quote: "Yeah, right. And if I was liberated I'd kick your ass! Trust me."...office goddess and hostest with the mostest...
Loxley Mendoza
Night security guard…favorite movie: "Picasso Trigger"…favorite color: black…favorite music: The Blues Brothers…aspiring writer and one hell of a Budweiser fan…quote: "Name, please." …likes: women…dislikes: men who act like women…married: twice, no kids…can fix anything but only if it's broke…dream: having a letter printed in Penthouse…turn ons: "Dragnet"and the Barbi Twins…turn offs: "Oprah" and "weight lifter chicks"…
Fred Pitz
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Fred writes and plays the kazoo...
R.N. Radcliffe
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Self proclaimed Doctor of Mediacology...thirty five if he's a day...kicks complete and total butt at Trivial Pursuit, Silver Screen Edition...science fiction junkie...new wave music lover...once roadied for the band Berlin (or so he claims)...favorite film: A Clockwork Orange...Pisces with a bookmark to prove it...quote: "One of these days Chris Stein will be admitted to the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame or I'll burn the place down !"...goals: lots of cash and a real ugly car...leader of/main force behind Aural Sects...where's his tape?..."I'm workin' on it!", says he...
Wonko the Same
Not who you thing he is but not quite different than the same. Hates all (current) radio music and is not to sure about people either. Plays guitar, keys, and anything with a power cord. Declined to write his own bio.
T. WRECKED
Single source of almost all pains and problems at the Ol' Toxic Factory...Declined to help with this profile...plays simple keys with both Bop Apocalypse and his own group, the Touchy Mediums (of which he is the only member)...hates: everything...likes: hating everything...quote: "Fuck me? Fuck you!"...tall, loud, friendly if you don't know him too well...sadly, we do...
He hates the net as well.
Lanna Z.
She's a doll... a former, not-so-secret girlfriend of R.N. Radcliffe (even he didn't know at one time)...favorite film: GWAR: Phallus in Wonderland...she eats oats...quote: "I'm a vegetarian".
