HOO, BOY!
Don't ask us how we did it but we did it!
Only Toxic Media has the coolest sneak preview of all time!
WE GOT THE FIRST LOOK AT THE NEXT STAR WARS MOVIE!
That's right cats and kittens! I wrote it down and you've just read it!
WE GOT THE FIRST LOOK AT EPISODE TWO!
Simply click one of the links below, wait a month or so for the sucker to download, grab some popcorn and a soda, and watch the living hell out of it! Be the first geek on your block to see this amazing piece of media history! So you don't forget click before midnight tonight!
It's exclusive! It's free! It's all yours!
Pirate this puppy and give it to anyone you'd like! We don't care! We'd love it! Anyone of us could kick Lucas' ass and we're dying to do it! Really! We're Toxic Media, daddy-o! We're tough guys with keyboards! Manly mo-fos that'd pound the crap out of any who'd stand in our way! Art for the masses! Free media for the downtrodden! Downloads for the...um..well...you get the idea...
- R. N. Radcliffe
Sensationalist and typer guy.
Star Wars Episode II (AVI 5.12MB) (Looks better)
or
Star Wars Episode II (MOV 6.65MB) (Just Bigger?)